New job. Thought it would rock. Find out I’m stucking doing linux sysadmin, php programming, software installs and bug fixes. This is double-plus ungood, and I know it.

However, I can’t stop the task until it completes satisfactorily. I cannot tolerate failure. Therefore, I will rock this monster into the ground.

And if JR wants a sysadmin/webhack, he can find one elsewhere, cheaper.